Welcome to Shannon’s Kitchen, the home of healthy food, inappropriate language and zero fucks given. Healthy eating is some important shit, but so many food blogs feel the same – some scrawny good-looking fuck making fancy looking salads and smoothie-bowls that require a Fine Arts degree to construct. Sure, I give fucks about my health, but not enough for that sort of dick-pullery. I don’t believe in superfoods, organic shit, detoxes or diets. I just want to cook some basic, healthy, tasty, everyday food. So that’s what you’ll find here, along with excessive references to nipple erections and jokes about penises.
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