Hello petals, I’ve been running around like a psycho hose-beast trying to get more books printed in time for Christmas delivery.
AND I’VE BLOODY DONE IT. It’s a Christmas miracle.
They’ll arrive with a bees dick of time left for me to ship them to their new homes (Australia only, there’s no fucking time for international shenanigans).
LIMITED COPIES because the idea of posting thousands of books the week before Christmas fills me with nothing but HORROR. I would rather hook my nipps up to an electrical current. Or maybe that wouldn’t be so bad? I’m not sure if would be tingly good or tingly bad. Thoughts? Anyway, regardless of the aforementioned tingles, I haven’t ordered many books so don’t piss-fart around if you want one.