Christmas cut off is close!

Holy shit! Time is running out to shove some inappropriateness up someone’s stocking this Christmas! Order by Wednesday 18 December to get a copy of Shannon’s Kitchen: Healthy Food You’ll Actually F**king Eat or Parenting for Legends in your greasy mitts by Christmas Day. Don’t worry, you won’t have to pimp out your pristine anus to pay for express shipping: it’s just a measly $3. That’s significantly less than Mr Shannon paid for a lacklustre but professional wristie from a strong shouldered lass in Las Vegas. BOTH GREAT DEALS!

Merry Christmas to you all! Even though you’re no doubt on the Naughty List, you’re definitely on my Nice List.

Love,

Shannon x

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