Holy shit! Time is running out to shove some inappropriateness up someone’s stocking this Christmas! Order by Wednesday 18 December to get a copy of Shannon’s Kitchen: Healthy Food You’ll Actually F**king Eat or Parenting for Legends in your greasy mitts by Christmas Day. Don’t worry, you won’t have to pimp out your pristine anus to pay for express shipping: it’s just a measly $3. That’s significantly less than Mr Shannon paid for a lacklustre but professional wristie from a strong shouldered lass in Las Vegas. BOTH GREAT DEALS!
Merry Christmas to you all! Even though you’re no doubt on the Naughty List, you’re definitely on my Nice List.