Brace yourselves:

my vulgar little book baby is coming in November 2017,Β 

just for Jesus and Santa πŸŽ…πŸΎ

This book started off as a fun little project but it has fucking escalated. I’ve gone full balls out. Professional photographer, food stylist, editor, designers – the works. It looks amazing. I don’t want to be left with a garage full of unsold books and a scar on my abdomen from selling my left kidney as a sad reminder of a poor financial decision, so…



This cheeky little number is from the book. It’s Minimal Fucks Microwaved Cake for One.