ORDER THE COOKBOOK

Click here to order the book. It has 60 recipes: I’m talkin’ breakfasts, meals, sweets and treats.

Did I use the same vulgar, inappropriate language I use on my blog? You fucking know that I did.

You didn’t take the photos yourself did you, Shannon? Because your photos are pieces of shit. Ha! No, fuckface. I hired grownups to do that. The photos are splendid. You’ll have eye-boners.

Hmm, yeah. But, I already have, like, 17 cookbooks. Yeah, but do you have cookbooks that rate each recipe by how many fucks you have to give? No? I didn’t think so. Do they contain tales of shitting one’s pants? Of encountering disappointing stiffies? Of nipple erections so fierce they could function as ice-breakers? No. They don’t. BUT MINE FUCKING DOES.

You’ll bloody love it.

Don’t be a flog, they’re selling like hotcakes. There’s no time to dilly-dally: ORDER YOUR COPY

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Here’s a little flick through (pardon the noisy as fuck children in the background 🤦🏼‍♀️)

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