A few years ago coconut oil was fucking everywhere. Got a boil? Get some fucking coconut oil on it, mate. Yellow teeth? Shit, that’s ‘cos you’re not brushing with coconut oil. Oh, no you have the AIDS? Oh, don’t listen to your doctor and start anti-viral meds, I’m sure some coconut oil would sort that out. Every health flog across the globe was balls deep in the supposed health benefits of coconut oil. So I wrote a little piece pondering whether it was indeed a ‘superfood’. The Internet Machine liked it because I used the word titties in the title, but in the end I had to conclude that “Sorry coconut oil, you’re not a loser, but you’re not a superfood so take off that ridiculous gold star badge, you are embarrassing yourself”.