Sweet Meaty Balls

I’m not a paleo-dudette. I’m pretty sure if ancient humans had wandered out of their snug little caves and saw a mother-fucking bag of M&Ms on the terrain, their seasonal vegetables would have hit the ground faster than a drunk girl in stilettos. But one thing I really dig about the paleo scene is the “eat more fucking vegetables thing”. Here is a recipe where you make faux rice out of cauliflower like a real flog.